Okay, we've been waiting for over 60 days for the return of the Curmudgeon. He's made a few whimpers, but it's becoming increasingly apparent that the Cave has fallen in on him.
And a shame it is.
What happened? Was he uncovered and silenced by the Archbishop or the Kansas City chancery rats? Did his pastor, or another one of his clerical friends silence him? Did Mrs. Curmudgeon threaten him with a cast-iron pan, or lock him out of the computer? Did he get distracted by his paying job? Or perhaps he got coopted? Maybe somebody "bought him off" with promise of worldly honors, or a Best-Buy giftcard or a bottle of cheap blended Scotch, or something like that.
Wouldn't it figure?
Anyways, given the importance of some of the stuff going on in the Archdiocese of Kansas City in Kansas, the Latin Mass Community of St. Rose Philippine Duchesne, and heck, the rest of the wretched world and the stormweary Church, the sudden disappearance of the Curmudgeon is rather suspicious, eh? Well, someone needs to pick up where he left off. I've waited over two months for someone more qualified than me to do it (any just about anyone would be more qualified than me), but nothing has happened to date. So I guess it falls on me.
So...until the Curmudgeon returns...if he returns...here we go....
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Are you sure you aren't Crummy? Maybe he is channeling through you. Huzzah!
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